My client asked me to post this picture for you. I can’t understand why anyone would send someone a picture of a cotton stripper for their birthday.
Now how about something you can really use - humor, wisdom & advice.
“Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.” ~Dan Bennett
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.” ~Sam Ewing
“In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.” ~Robert Brault
“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.” ~Jerry M. Wright
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” ~Bob Hope
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” ~Larry Lorenzoni
“They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.” ~Author Unknown
“Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.” ~Jennifer Yane
A simple celebration, a gathering of friends;
here is wishing you great happiness,
a joy that never ends.
